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Sex on the beach

Sex on the beach
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Copyright: Mariusz Kamionka (mkamionka) Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 4488 W: 95 N: 11479] (46983)
Genre: Places
Medium: Color
Date Taken: 2018-04-04
Categories: Nature
Camera: Canon EOS Kiss X4, Canon EF-S 15-85mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM
Map: [view]
Photo Version: Original Version
Theme(s): Birdwatching by Mariusz [view contributor(s)]
Date Submitted: 2018-05-18 10:13
Viewed: 727
Points: 40
[Note Guidelines] Photographer's Note
Walking the fine white sands of the Luna Beach on the Bahamian island of Bimini I have spotted these affectionate seagulls. One hour later or so, I realized that the scene captured here was a foreplay to a long and loud intercourse. It was very long and very loud and I was not sure how to explain to my 6 years old daughter what the birds are doing…

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Hello Mariusz,
The capture itself is more than perfect but the title ! Just tremendous.
Good Te job done.
TFS and best regards

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  • Tue Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 9495 W: 57 N: 16157] (59790)
  • [2018-05-18 11:52]

Hello Mariusz,
Ha ha, that's a cool story and a great photo of these two love birds spending the day on the beach before their love-making later. They really seem to be very much in love. The white sand and the crystal clear water make a great backdrop.

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  • lousat Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 12115 W: 126 N: 21903] (111779)
  • [2018-05-18 11:58]

Hi Mariusz,a perfect pic for treknature too. Fantastic capture of this couple and magnificent water and beach from Bimini,so natural and well preserved,i like it! Have a nice weekend and thanks,Luciano

Hello Mariusz,
You have to consider the fact that you dared to start the topic 'sex' and that your daughter replied 'yes daddy, what would you like to know ?'
This is a very beautiful nature picture in a good composition with the diagonal line of the wave behind the birds and very nice with the blue colour of the water.
Best regards, Paul

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  • Fis2 Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 10097 W: 161 N: 16634] (128553)
  • [2018-05-18 12:23]

Czesc Mariusz!
No to buzi... ;)
Ladnie wypatrzyles ta scenke na plazy.
Super kompozycja i kolorystyka.
Robi wrazenie.
Milego weekendu.

Hello dear friend and have a nice time
and a happy weekend
original version
you as a very lucky photographer
you captured this scenery
the right timing yes you are right
that these are affectionate seagulls
greetings for the photo
this photo could participate
in a photo competition

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  • PiotrF Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Note Writer [C: 4259 W: 2 N: 7334] (35722)
  • [2018-05-18 16:18]

Czesc mariusz
"Romantyczna" scenka z plazy.
Swietna kolorystyka i gratulacje za refleks.

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  • emka Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 10542 W: 146 N: 26505] (127445)
  • [2018-05-19 0:02]

cześc Mariusz, Zachecający tytuł :). Sympatyczne scenka z mewami na plazy. Z Twojego opisu wynika że dlugo się im przygladałeś i podgladałeś. I czy to ładnie tak? A jak sobie poradziłes z wytlumaczeniem Nadii? Świetna kompozycja, super kolory.

Pozdrawiam i zyczę miłego weekendu


Hello Mariusz,
You only have to tell her about the birds and the bees :-) Excellent nature capture perfectly composed and realised.

Bonjour Mariusz,

Le titre m'a bien fait sourire. On n'est ici, pas vraiment rendu au sexe, juste aux petits baisers préparatoires. Plus tard, il faut se garder une petite gêne et aller boire le verre du même nom.



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  • ifege Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 961 W: 77 N: 2739] (12780)
  • [2018-05-19 22:26]

Well captured Mariusz and quirkly titled.

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  • Nicou Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Note Writer [C: 14282 W: 0 N: 16269] (173748)
  • [2018-05-20 9:50]


Ils se fond des becs sur la plage quelle vue de ces deux oiseaux tout amoureux quelle compo et iamge et les vagues en fond fantastique compo.
bravo et amitié

Hello Mariusz,
A wonderful captured of the seagulls couple. The timing and the fine outcome of the picture, showing the white (clean) sand and blue/turquoise water - all culminate wonderfully here.
My best regards,

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  • ChrisJ Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 14674 W: 1049 N: 29925] (140689)
  • [2018-05-21 14:21]

Hello Mariusz,

A nice catch of the 2 seabirds on the beach. The simple composition and wonderful turquoise color of the water enhance the shot. Excellent sharpness and framing. Tfs!

Hello, Mariusz!

This image reminds me of my trip to Los Roques, in Venezuela (a little before the crisis), where there were hundreds of seagulls at the beach with the wonderful Caribbean blue of the water! I posted a photo of one of the seagulls some time ago. Perfect light and sharpness! Wonderful job!

Hi Mariusz
haha...where the birds really going at it? haha
not sure if you're being serious or if you're trying to be funny....whatever the case may be...its funny

the title of your photo, and the ntoe, plus the shot itself makes it s wonderful post. made me laugh

Dobro vece.
Interesantan pogled i trenutak, dobar tekst ...
Lepo pokazani galebovi na plazi, dobar kontrast, lepe boje, lepo uhvacen trenutak.
Lepi galebovi i trenutak udvaranja, zov prirode za produzenje vrste.
Zelim vam lepu i mirnu noc, sve najbolje.

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  • jmdias Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 10304 W: 174 N: 18380] (81895)
  • [2018-05-22 13:09]


here they were only having a date. haha.
very beautiful moment of the life in the beach. I liked the beauty of the scene and scenery.

take care


Hello Mariusz,

this is a beautiful image of these birds on the beach...details are excellent and the composition is very nice, well seen,

Best regards,


Hi Mariusz,
very funny this scene and title, and the beach is wonderul, with good colors and light at this photo. Great job, my friend.

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